Nothing of Consequence

Marine Series by Alexander Lotersztain » CONTEMPORIST The...

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 02:05:00 +0930

Marine Series by Alexander Lotersztain » CONTEMPORIST

The range of benches have been designed to cantilever like the bow of a sailing boat, complimenting the vessels moored in Sanctuary Cove’s adjacent Marina in the Gold Coast

I haven’t visited Sanctuary Cove since I was about 10. I’m suddenly craving a view of rusty seaside corrugated iron.

NERDS! This is worth watching only for the audience...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:31:57 +0930

NERDS!

This is worth watching only for the audience reaction.

Thanks to George Lucas repeatedly shitting on my childhood I can no longer even enjoy the classics.

srsly: Sometimes I find little gems like this on Yahoo! Answers...

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 02:51:43 +0930

srsly:

Sometimes I find little gems like this on Yahoo! Answers and I know all is right with the world.

Choosy - A smarter default browser for Mac OS X

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 23:40:36 +0930

Choosy - A smarter default browser for Mac OS X:

I was so willing to give it a go until the guy in the demo video said ‘Double U Double U Double U Dot’.

I’m sorry, I just can’t condone that kind of behaviour.

badpaintingsofbarackobama.com This website calls to me, I...

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:58:30 +0930

badpaintingsofbarackobama.com

This website calls to me, I can’t stay away.

Flavours.

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:31:44 +0930

indefensible:

electronsbro:

Green

Apple, mint, lime, chicken.

Purple

Pizza, grape, bubblegum.

Pink

Bacon, salt and vinegar.

Red

Tomato, strawberry, raspberry, cherry, watermelon, savoury, chilli.

Orange

Orange, BBQ, mango, peach, apricot, (lots of) cheese, savoury.

Yellow

Lemon, cheese (and onion), banana.

Blue

Original, salt.

Light blue

Sour cream, light, bubblegum.

White

Vanilla, milk, coconut.

Brown

Chocolate, coffee, cola.

Black

Liquor, liquorice.

I have spent plenty of time talking to friends about this very thing. Especially the green = lime or chicken one.

Not to mention salt & vinegar = Purple. If salt is blue what colour is vinegar on its own?

And keeping with the theme, Last Train to London. Best track...

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:48:20 +1030

And keeping with the theme, Last Train to London. Best track evar!!*

*not a guarantee

And the full version. (via albumartworkman1)

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:29:34 +1030

And the full version. (via albumartworkman1)

From the album sleeve of “Out of the Blue” by...

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:28:19 +1030

From the album sleeve of “Out of the Blue” by ELO.

intweetion:

Hey Mr. Up There (via darklorddisco)

erinmargrethe: Hello, cozy, stormy 3 day weekend. Hurry up and...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:37:23 +1030

erinmargrethe:

Hello, cozy, stormy 3 day weekend. Hurry up and get here.

Three days of storms, seriously? Do you really get consecutive days of proper lightening and thunder? I only ask because I’m jealous, I frequently see them on the horizon taking a detour around Adelaide (like everyone else).

Also, my eyes are bleeding. Here’s the current version of TheBom that renders text correctly.

NICE PUSSY!

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:25:19 +1030

NICE PUSSY!

indefensible: One device the whole family can use? I wish Apple...

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:07:57 +1030

indefensible:

One device the whole family can use? I wish Apple would stop stealing ideas from Palm/3com in the year 2000!

I actually own two of these lovely 3Com Audreys in a gorgeous putrid green. Now I have the urge to break ‘em out of storage to see just exactly what they’re still useless for.

indefensible: merlin: Swish! The bitch is back. One hundred...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:43:02 +1030

indefensible:

merlin:

Swish! The bitch is back. One hundred percent.

Statistics prove: I sleep perfectly. Suck it.

YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY!

Oh man. Is this from one of those sleep gadgets that wakes you up at the right time in your sleep cycle? Or is it a joke that I don’t get? If the former, I want to know more. If the latter, just blame it on me being old or something.

Yup, that right there is a Fitbit graph. I very much want one of those useless gizmos. It’d be nice to know for sure just how many hours it takes me to fall asleep.

At the park near my house the local council recently installed...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:23:36 +1030

At the park near my house the local council recently installed this fucking bizarre Fisher-Price style exercise equipment, it’s adult sized! Everyday I see actual human adults—with no apparent mental defect—using it unironically.

I’ve stepped into the mirror universe, right? Please say yes.