I am not a doctor. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-11834772-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @hoitypolloi)http://xn--dr-cja.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypf2tzxsw1qzi322o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/424019089/hello-cozy-stormy-3-day-weekend-hurry-up-and">erinmargrethe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hello, cozy, stormy 3 day weekend. Hurry up and get here.</p> </blockquote> <p>Three days of storms, seriously? Do you really get consecutive days of proper lightening and thunder? I only ask because I’m jealous, I frequently see them on the horizon taking a detour around Adelaide (like everyone else).</p> <p>Also, my eyes are bleeding. Here’s the current version of <a href="http://www.radocaj.com/TheBom/">TheBom</a> that renders text correctly.</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/424182986http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/424182986Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:37:23 +1030<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx07nfTkVe1qznoe6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NICE PUSSY!</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/359641441http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/359641441Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:25:19 +1030<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwkwu1XpZa1qzqmdho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/345380625/one-device-the-whole-family-can-use-i-wish-apple">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>One device the whole family can use? I wish Apple would stop stealing ideas from Palm/3com in the year 2000!</p> </blockquote> <p>I actually own two of these lovely 3Com Audreys in a gorgeous putrid green. Now I have the urge to break ‘em out of storage to see just exactly what they’re still useless for.</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/346076259http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/346076259Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:07:57 +1030<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv2q5dCOTo1qz4rlzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/295792930/hundred-percent">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/295701698/hundred-percent">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Swish! The bitch is back. One hundred percent.</p> <p>Statistics prove: I sleep perfectly. <i>Suck it.</i></p> <p><b>YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY!</b></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh man. Is this from one of those sleep gadgets that wakes you up at the right time in your sleep cycle? Or is it a joke that I don’t get? If the former, I want to know more. If the latter, just blame it on me being old or something.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yup, that right there is a <a href="http://www.fitbit.com/">Fitbit </a>graph. I very much want one of those useless gizmos. It’d be nice to know for sure just how many hours it takes me to fall asleep.</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/296712414http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/296712414Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:43:02 +1030<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv215cnmb51qzna6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>At the park near my house the local council recently installed this fucking bizarre Fisher-Price style exercise equipment, it’s adult sized! Everyday I see actual human adults—with no apparent mental defect—using it unironically.</p> <p>I’ve stepped into the mirror universe, right? Please say yes.</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/295005362http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/295005362Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:23:36 +1030<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0dqgBw481qzv9ieo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://theyahooanswers.tumblr.com/">theyahooanswers</a>)</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/294558561http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/294558561Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:09:50 +1030<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuoitlZdAa1qzna6ho1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The App Store is just the software equivalent of Yahoo Answers, yeah?</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/284278829http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/284278829Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:18:00 +1030<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuoidcTZI91qzna6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuoidcTZI91qzna6ho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.tonyfoto.com/#/PERSONAL/USER%20Night/1">USER: Portraits of Crack Addicts</a> by Tony Fouhse</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/284266849http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/284266849Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:09:11 +1030<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuoi190tVT1qzna6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Tumbler-Snapper">Operation Tumbler-Snapper</a></p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/284257853http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/284257853Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:01:57 +1030tumbler snapper<p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/283088209/atheism-is-about-being-proud-to-say-i-dont-know">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Agnostics are the worst.</p> </blockquote> <p><br/><object height="344" width="425" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dhhgr9JlVb0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dhhgr9JlVb0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></object> </p> <p><i>“<i>if you don’t have the belief</i> that there may or may not be a God, what do you have?”</i></p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/283164130http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/283164130Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:39:22 +1030<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukrsfpSVl1qzna6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I get such a creepy little—err big—boner for urban decay photography.</p> <p><a href="http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/galleries/ghosts_of_shopping_past/02gosp.php">Ghosts of Shopping Past - The Morning News</a></p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/281219230http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/281219230Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:42:15 +1030<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_study_reveals_most_children">New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths</a>: <p>A study published Monday in <i>The Journal Of Child Psychology And Psychiatry</i> has concluded that an estimated 98 percent of children under the age of 10 are remorseless sociopaths with little regard for anything other than their own egocentric interests and pleasures.</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/277236385http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/277236385Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:19:52 +1030<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwqqrfKDP1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://tmblg.com/">tmblg</a>)</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/263440524http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/263440524Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:23:47 +1030<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T35A3g_GvSg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T35A3g_GvSg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Elektro the smoking robot from Westinghouse.</b></p> <p>Political correctness has destroyed our technological future. No wonder I don’t have my fucking jet pack. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elektro">Elektro - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/263437213http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/263437213Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:19:00 +1030<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kttmp2iedA1qzna6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s funny ‘cause it’s fucking creepy.</p> <p>via <a href="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/329/a/6/Twilight_Moms_by_InLoveWitEdwardC.jpg">deviantart</a></p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/260719273http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/260719273Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:57:02 +1030<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktrpf4OYlk1qzna6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>InterContinental Hong Kong</b></p> <p>I want to go to there.</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/259432020http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/259432020Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:00:40 +1030“The ‘separate but equal’ system which segregates couples according to their sexuality is not equal at all. All loving couples should have access to the same institutions, regardless of sexuality. There should be parity of respect and rights.”<br/><br/> - <em>Straight Couple Denied Civil Partnership (<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/24/straight-civil-partnerships">guardian.co.uk</a>)</em>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/257977489http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/257977489Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:38:50 +1030“Santa letters sent to the North Pole post office will be subject to federal security measures, making more work for postal employees. The Postal Service will redact children’s full names and addresses before the “Dear Santa” letters reach volunteers, officials said.”<br/><br/> - <em>Merry Christmas each and every paranoid one of you! (<a href="http://newsminer.com/pages/full_story/push?article--Dear%20Santa-%20letters%20return%20to%20North%20Pole%20after%20postmaster%20general%20reverses%20decision%20&id=4666479--Dear%20Santa-%20letters%20return%20to%20North%20Pole%20after%20postmaster">Fairbanks Daily News-Miner</a>)</em>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/257859007http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/257859007Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:43:00 +1030<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktpaa0YUeo1qzna6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Get a load of this fucking boat. (<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2009/nov/25/oasis-seas-biggest-cruise-liner">guardian.co.uk</a>)</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/257853495http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/257853495Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:38:24 +1030<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnz5maRLt1qzna6ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Make Something Cool Every Day (via <a href="http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Make-Something-Cool-Every-Day-2009/171640">behance</a>)</p> <p>Warning: lots ‘o pictures.</p>http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/256857247http://xn--dr-cja.com/post/256857247Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:40:34 +1030