Swish! The bitch is back. One hundred percent.
Statistics prove: I sleep perfectly. Suck it.
YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY!
Oh man. Is this from one of those sleep gadgets that wakes you up at the right time in your sleep cycle? Or is it a joke that I don’t get? If the former, I want to know more. If the latter, just blame it on me being old or something.
Yup, that right there is a Fitbit graph. I very much want one of those useless gizmos. It’d be nice to know for sure just how many hours it takes me to fall asleep.
