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Ferret legging is a sport that involves putting two ferrets inside one’s trousers, having first tied one’s trouser cuffs firmly to one’s ankles, lest the ferrets escape. The competitor then cinches his belt tightly (competitors cannot wear underpants beneath their trousers, and the ferrets’ teeth cannot be filed or otherwise blunted) and the clock is started. The current record is five hours and twenty-six minutes.