Nothing of Consequence

NICE PUSSY!

indefensible:

One device the whole family can use? I wish Apple would stop stealing ideas from Palm/3com in the year 2000!

I actually own two of these lovely 3Com Audreys in a gorgeous putrid green. Now I have the urge to break ‘em out of storage to see just exactly what they’re still useless for.

indefensible:

merlin:

Swish! The bitch is back. One hundred percent.

Statistics prove: I sleep perfectly. Suck it.

YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY!

Oh man. Is this from one of those sleep gadgets that wakes you up at the right time in your sleep cycle? Or is it a joke that I don’t get? If the former, I want to know more. If the latter, just blame it on me being old or something.

Yup, that right there is a Fitbit graph. I very much want one of those useless gizmos. It’d be nice to know for sure just how many hours it takes me to fall asleep.

At the park near my house the local council recently installed this fucking bizarre Fisher-Price style exercise equipment, it’s adult sized! Everyday I see actual human adults—with no apparent mental defect—using it unironically.

I’ve stepped into the mirror universe, right? Please say yes.

(via theyahooanswers)

The App Store is just the software equivalent of Yahoo Answers, yeah?

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Operation Tumbler-Snapper

indefensible:

Agnostics are the worst.

“if you don’t have the belief that there may or may not be a God, what do you have?”

I get such a creepy little—err big—boner for urban decay photography.

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